Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2011
Rat: Pig, take a memo.... I have a final wish that I'd like you, my friends, to take note of and fulfill should I die an untimely death. Pig: Sure, Rat, what is it? Rat: I'd like you, too, to stop living. Goat: You might be a little vain. Rat: Oh, and make the world stop. It shouldn't go on without me. Pig: 'Stop.. Whole... World...'