Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2011
Rat: Hey, cartoon boy, there's a word for when a person has to go 'number two' that begins with a 'p.' Can we use it on the comics page or will 'The Man' stop us? Pastis: We can't use it. Rat: Gee, that's strict. Am I allowed to show you the different parts of this model ship I built or is that banned too? Pastis: I don't know what that has to do with your last question, but yeah, of course you can. Rat: Good. That's the poop deck. Pastis: ENOUGH. Pig: A whole deck for that?!