Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 12, 2011
Goat: Hey, Pig, I'd like you to meet my friend, Ira Glass. He's the host of my favorite radio show, 'This American Life'. Pig: Hi...it's really nice to- Man: FIRE! FIRE! *WHAM WHAM* Goat: PIG! PIG! WHAT THE @#*# ARE YOU- Man: Hey...fire's out. Pig: I'M A HERO. Goat: I am so, so sorry.