Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2011
Goat: Finally got rid of cable as a way to save money. Figure I can skip T.V. Zebra: Yeah. I think we're all figuring out ways to save money. I'm skipping eating out. Pig: Yeah. I skip movies. Porcupine: Haircuts. Goat: Some things shouldn't be skipped. Porcupine: Oh, an soap. I"m now au naturel. Zebra: Breathing. I'll skip breathing.