Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2011
Pig: Hiya, Goat. Want some dinner? I'm cooking liver and onions. Goat: No. Too depressed. Pig: How come? Goat: I was s'posed to go on a date tonight, but the girl just called and said she's going out with some other guy... I was, like, 'what am I, chopped liver?' Liver: What the @#*# is that supposed to mean? Pig: Guys, guys, guys... Liver: You're a @#*#@*@ loser is what you are. Goat: Why must I live in a comic strip?