Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2010
Pig says, "Hey, Zebra, come over here real quick? I think a gopher just flew into your window." Zebra says, "A gopher? Why would a gopher be flying into my window?" Bob says, "Dis a lot of gophers, Burt." Burt says, "Shut up, look for off-sweetch, Bob."