Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2010
Rat says, "What the heck was that?" KONK Pig says, "It's the crocs. They drilled for gophers and hit a gopher gusher. Now they can't turn it off." Rat says, "Can't turn it off? What about all these gophers?" Pig says, "They're gonna try to get rid of them with a gopher dispersant." Rat says, "Gopher dispersant? What kind of dispersant?" Croc says, "Peese go home."