Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2010
Rat says, "The crocs have learned that the ground is filled with gophers." Goat says, "So?" Rat says, "So they think if they can just find a way to get them out of their deep, underground homes, they can snack on them for life." Goat says, "And how do they plan to do that?"