Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 16, 2010
Junior says, "Mom, this is Junior. You're not gonna believe it, but dad's winning on 'Jeopardy.' He's getting all of Alex Trebek's questions right." Junior says, "I just figured it out. Every night he puts himself to sleep by watching the 'History Channel' or the 'Science Channel' because learning bored him so much. But his absorbing it all." Patty says, "Ohmygawd! He must be as surprised as anyone. How's he handling it?" Larry says, "Een you face, Treebek!!!"