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Oct 16, 2010
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STORY UPDATE: Larry the Croc has been on "Celebrity Jeopardy." Because of his ability to absorb the "History Channel" while asleep on the couch, he has been more knowledgeable than expected and is winning the game. Alex says, "Today's final Jeopardy clue is the following... 'This black and whtie striped, horse-like mammal is often the prey of crocodiles and other predators.'" Rat says, "Ohmygawd, that idiot croc is gonna win." Bob says, "Stoopid Larry gonna be weener!" Junior says, "My father... a 'Jeopardy' champ." Patty says, "My husband, a winner... at last." Alex says, "Larry, you were in the lead with $64,000, of which you've bet everything and you said..." Whuh is zeeba? Alex says, "Oh, I'm sorry. The answer is 'zebra,' not 'zeeba'... You've lost everything." Everyone says, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Larry says, "Me has speech impeedimint!!" Man says, "Sorry, pal. A 'zeeba' is not a 'zebra.'" Man 2 says, "Please release Mr. Trebek's head."
Oct 18, 2010
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