Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2010
Larry says, "Hey dad?why you hiding behind the curtain?" Bob says, "Zeeba neighba has new ally. Super smart guy. Lives in Zeeba house. Zeeba turn to heem for answer to everyting." Larry says, "So you're hiding from him?" Bob says, "Of course me hiding. Leesten, son...when guy dat smart, you not know what he do." Larry says, "DId Zebra say his name?" Bob says, "Da Google." Larry says, "Dad could use a computer class." Bob says, "You no take me alive, da google!!"