Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2010
Pig says, "Why'd you draw a line on our floor, rat?" Rat says, "It's the boundary of Ratopia, a sovereign nation within which I am the King, czar, dictator and head cheese." Pig says, "I don't know if I like that." Boot Rat says, "We have a very aggressive foreign policy."