Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 19, 2009
Rat says, "I'm thinking about making it my spiritual journey to love others." Goat says, "Then why don't you?" Rat says, "Because I fear the morons will disappoint me." Goat says, "Maybe you should start your spiritual journey by not thinking of others as morons." Rat says, "I see the task is insurmountable."