Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 20, 2009
Crocodile says, "What are you doing now, Larry?" Larry says, "Mee ees writing eendiary Bob buy for me at grocery store. Me got idea from 'assassin log' me see on TV spy show." Crocodile says, "What are you talking about?" Larry says, " Mee ees Assassin, woomun. Me keep log of who me ees gonna keel, how me ees gonna keel, and how mee ees gonna eet dem." Crocodile says, "That wold probably be more menacing if you didn't have 'Hello Kitty' printed on every page." Larry says, "Me told you no to buy dis one." Bob says, "Is only one store have." Crocodile says, "Oh no...is that your fierce'hello kitty' face?"