Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2009
John Glynn says, "Listen we appreciate your concern, but Ziggy's creator Tom Wilson, Jr., has asked us to pass the message on to you that he will not be putting pants on Ziggy." Pig says, "Okay?I understand. I appreciate your talking to us?Hey, is that an ink stain on your shirt?" John says, "Where?" WHAM WHAM WHAM Pig says, "Maybe we shouldn't have done that." Rat says, "Hey...we're sending our own message." Duck says, "May I take the chubby man's iphone?"