Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 14, 2009
Goat says, "What are you doing, rat?" Rat says, "We're going on a hunger strike. We're not gonna eat a thing until the comic strip character 'Ziggy' puts on some pants." Goat says, "You're eating a cheeseburger." Rat says, "Yeah, well I'm the organizer. I have to keep a clear head. I've got others to do the hunger strike." Pig says, "Sure hope he puts on his pants."Duck says, "May I kill him for the fries, sir?" Rat says "People, people, remain strong."