Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2009
Rat says, "Hey, Goat?where were you yesterday?" Goat says, "I went to the park. It was so beautiful. The sun was just setting as I got there and it was reflecting off the lake. Sometimes that place it -" Rat says, "Uh uh uh uh uh uh" Goat says, "What?" Rat says, "You've reached 140 characters." Goat says, "This is not 'Twitter.'" Rat says, "Pipe down. You've been twittified."