Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2009
Pig says, "What's the matter with you, Goat?" Goat says, "Someone's gone through my Walt Whitman book and crossed out big chunks of everypoem with a 'Sharpie.'" Pig says, "Why would someone do that?" Rat says, "Because all poetry is best read twittified." Goat says, "Walt Whitman was not limited to 140 characters!" Rat says, "Ohhh, but he should have been."