Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2009
Pig says, "What are you doing, rat?" Rat says, "I am carrying around a window. I call it 'step one' of my grand plan to isolate myself from a world I do not like." Pig says, "But how can you do that? The world is filled with so many interesting people...People who'd like to meet you..People who'd like to talk to you..." Rat says, "I call this 'step two'"