Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 13, 2009
Goat says, "I'm really worried about the size of our national debt and all of our government spending." Rat says, "You know, every time someone discusses these issues, they always like to conveniently ignore the elephant in the room." Goat says, "You mean social security?" Rat says, "I mean the elephant in the room." elephant says, "I like to discuss issues, too." Rat says, "Crush him, tiny." Goat says, "Check, please."