Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 19, 2008
"Rat as Corporate Counsel" Man: Rat, I don't know if anyone told you, but we need to you draft a warning label for our coffee...you know, just letting folks know it can be hot. Rat: Yep. Already did it. Have a look. Man: 'If you don't know that coffee is hot, perhaps you're too @*#@ stupid to drink coffee.' I'm thinking we shouldn't cuss out our customers. Rat: Oh, think again, sir. It feels terrific.