Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 20, 2008
"Rat as Corporate Counsel" Man: Hey, Rat...we'd like your advice as corporate counsel on something the company is considering. Rat: Don't do it. It will get you sued. Man: I haven't said what it is. Rat: No need. And here's my advice in writing so everyone can see I covered my fanny. Man: Do you really get twice my salary for doing this? Rat: Yo...how am I supposed to check my fantasy football stats with all your yammering?