Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2006
Danny Donkey walked to school. Danny Donkey saw Bob. Bob called Danny a name. "Moron." Danny punched Bob. POW Principal Jack saw Danny punch Bob. Danny went to detention. "This is the children's book you've been working on?" "Yes. I show foolish behavior and hope kids learn from it." "And the lesson here is that two wrongs don't make a right?" "Close." Only punch Bob when the principal is distracted. "Blah blah" POW "You may be sending the wrong message." "Write your own children's book."