Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2006
September 03, 2006
September 05, 2006
"I got a job writing ads for a doorknob company. I just wrote my first one." "Let me hear it." "If you don't buy our doorknobs, God won't love you, and you'll probably go to hell." "Eternal condemnation is the key to selling doorknobs."