Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 02, 2006

Transcript:

"Hello. I am Chi Chi Peron, preacher to the stars. I have ben put here on earth to judge and condemn others." "What are you doing Rat?" "I just told you, my son. I am Chi Chi Peron, and through these headphones, I can hear the voice of God." "Knock it off Rat...if God was gonna speak through someone, it wouldn't be you." "...God says you're a big dumb idiot and that you should shut up." "...Tell him to send me a sign, like maybe a burning rat."