Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2006
"Geez... The guy sitting behind you just won't stop talking on his cell phone..." "...And the blah blah mayor says blah blah blah blah so I says to the guy blah blah blah you know blah bla-" "Die! Die! Die! Die, cell phone junkie, die!!" "Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!" "It was the right thing to do."