Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2006

Transcript:

"Geez... The guy sitting behind you just won't stop talking on his cell phone..." "...And the blah blah mayor says blah blah blah blah so I says to the guy blah blah blah you know blah bla-" "Die! Die! Die! Die, cell phone junkie, die!!" "Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!" "It was the right thing to do."