Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 12, 1985
December 11, 1985
December 13, 1985
Transcript:
Sally stands in front of Santa and says, "Mr. Santa Claus? My name is Sally . . I'm concerned about your weight . . ."<BR><BR> Sally continues, "When was the last time you had a stress test? How is your cholesteral?"<BR><BR> Sally asks, "Do you have a crease in your ear lobes?"<BR><BR> Sally reaches and says, "Just let me check those ear lobes . ." Santa shouts, "Hey!"<BR><BR>
davidf42 almost 8 years ago
An adult voice.
DanWolfie over 4 years ago
LOL at how Sally nonchalantly says “Do you have a crease in your ear lobes?”
AlanTompkins over 3 years ago
yeah, but she’s reaching where she may pull off the beard and discover Snoopy underneath.
thepinkbaroness over 3 years ago
I’m assuming Sally’s gonna be a doctor when she grows up. A dietician perhaps…
phoenixnyc almost 2 years ago
“The kids wait up for Santa ClausFat dude in overalls.He eats their milk and cookies,Must have high cholesterol!”
—from Rudy Mancuso’s wonderful “Christmas Is A B***h”