Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 12, 1985

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Sally stands in front of Santa and says, "Mr. Santa Claus? My name is Sally . . I'm concerned about your weight . . ."<BR><BR> Sally continues, "When was the last time you had a stress test? How is your cholesteral?"<BR><BR> Sally asks, "Do you have a crease in your ear lobes?"<BR><BR> Sally reaches and says, "Just let me check those ear lobes . ." Santa shouts, "Hey!"<BR><BR>