According to story, there was a female member of the British Parliament who used to go head to head with Winston Churchill. At one state function, Churchill had been bending the elbow pretty well, as he was known to do. The female MP approached him and accused him of being not just drunk, but exceedingly drunk. His reply was classic:
Yes Madam, I am exceedingly drunk. And you are exceedingly ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.