Pat Oliphant for May 20, 2013
What's all that screaming and shouting racket about down there? What are you up to, Sergeant? Just raping a female enlistee, Sir! Do you have to make all that infernal noise? What was wrong with the old-fashioned way? Whatever happened to dinner and a movie? Seduction is for sissies, Sir! Well, keep the dam' noise down! People are trying to sleep!