Pat Oliphant for February 12, 2007
George W. Bush: Help! Quick! Help! Help! Send soldiers! Send a surge! The Iranian wolves are eating all the sheep! Not only that... they have sophisticated weapons of mass destruction! WMDs! Probably nukes! Trust me. Man: Sure kid. Man: D'you suppose he doesn't remember trying this number before? Man: The boy has always been a few roses short of a Valentine. Punk: I'm out.