Pat Oliphant for July 20, 2004
President George Bush: I am a wartime President! I am at war to defend our traditional values. God and country and family and marriage and religion and country and God and the flag! I pledge myself to defend them all! We wartime Presidents understand the need for war! Punk: War must be fun! How about the Vietnam War? President Bush: I am also at war to defend us against homosexual marriage! Punk: Whatever happened to WMDs?