Pat Oliphant for November 07, 2001
Transcript:
George W. Bush: Hey, you guys - does anyone have the correct time? General: I have 2:45, Mr. President - What time you got, Admiral? Admiral: Sir! It is now 11:20 and the war is going to plan. Three other generals: I have zero six hundred, and we're advancing on all fronts where fronts exist. My watch says 9:55, but the Taliban is more dug-in than we previously thought. Mine must've stopped, but anyway we continue to drop M.R.E.s (not to be confused with unexploded cluster bombs). Punk: All times listed are Pentagon standard time.