Pat Oliphant for August 22, 2001
Transcript:
Voice: Senator Helms, on the announcement of your intention to retire, please tell us...to what do you attribute your remarkable longevity as a Senator? Senator Helms: Why, clean Christian living, defendin' what's right, includin' the tobacco industry. Love of my fellow man. And a devoted hatred for liberals, commernists, free-thinkers and queers. Punk: But Jesse - Politics is the art of compromise. Jesse: Art! I hate that too!