Pat Oliphant for September 09, 1997
Transcript:
Mouse / Clinton: I love reading so much I want everyone to learn to read! Said Flip Flop. In fact, I think I'll make it compulsory for everyone to read - we'll establish a national standard! Cat / Gingrich: Gimme that! Said Newton the Conservative Cat. I'm a perfessor and I can't read! Why should anyone else need to? Mouse / Clinton: B-but I only meant v-v-voluntarily c-c-compulsory! Stuttered Flip Flop. Cat/ Gingrich: Humbug! Punk: Ignorance is a right not a privilege. Today, children, we will read about Flip Flop, the White House mouse. Flip Flop was a very bright mouse who loved to read. And he fled down his hole.