Pat Oliphant for September 16, 1994
Punk: Hey, Socks - what did you make of Mr. Clinton's speech? Socks: Well, it's like I said to him, look, I said, if you think that Haitian mess... Punk: Hey - thanks. Socks: Is worth one American life, and if you think that's what you have to do... To get re-elected, then by all means go ahead! Invade! Punk: I suppose the commander-in-chief plans to lead the first wave up the beach? Socks: I think he plans to go to Canada someplace.