Pat Oliphant for December 15, 1993
Vladimir Zhirinovsky: We're going to make Russia great again, see! How? It's simple. We're going to take back Alaska, see. Get tough on crime. Get rid of poverty. Get rid of foreigners. It's that simple, see! Man 1: United we stand, Russia! Man 2: Sounds good to us, Mr. Zhirinovsky. Punk: His name isn't Ross Zhirinovsky, is it?