Pat Oliphant for February 20, 1991
President George H.W. Bush: You call this a peace plan?? I can't accept this - it's just not what I wanted! Can't you do better than this? Gol-leee! Gorbachev: 1. I didn't offer it to YOU. 2. I'm busy right now. 3. How many Nobel Peace Prizes do YOU have? 4. When are you going to help ME with MY problems? Punk: Gorby already has a ground war.