Pat Oliphant for August 29, 1988
Voter: On the one hand, I could vote for Bush because he's not Dukakis. Then, on the other hand, I could vote for Dukakis because he's not Bush. But on the other hand, if I vote for Dukakis I also get Bentsen. But on the other hand, if I vote for Bush I get (shudder) Quayle. Punk: I'll be washing my hands.