Pat Oliphant for February 22, 1988
Jimmy Swaggart: Ah, Jimmy Swaggart, uv all people (snif), hev sinned against the Lord! (Blubber) An' ah hev (sob) sinned against y'all! Kin yo' evuh fo'give me in mah obvious anguish? Snif. Woman: Oh, hush up, Jimbo - yo flock fo'gives yo'! Here - dry yo' tears. Swaggart: Hold it! Fo'giveness don't come THAT easy - ah'm gonna need MONEY to make it work! Woman: 'Course, Jimbo. Punk: The depths these preachers drag us down to!