Pat Oliphant for October 10, 1982
Transcript:
Man 1: Just one? That's IT already?? - The ONE commandment? Man 2: In the beginning God created the whole works - Bam! - Most unforgettable character I ever met! Eve: Eek! A **** snake!! Noah: "So, build an ark," he says, "Oh, think it'll rain?" I says... Jesus: I have here a fish, a loaf and an apple pie... Woman: There he goes, old "Good-time Job" - Why don't you get a job, Job? Dog: He wasn't so bad - just a bit misguided maybe. 'Course, he was with the KGB. Moses: Part! Abracadabra! Shazam! C'mon. Reader's Digest-wise - Go stick it in the new Bible! Toward more picturesque speech. Laughter, the best medicine. Learning to live with miracles. What I gained from smiling at adversity. Judas: Only his dog could love him. It pays to enrich your word power. Delilah fooled Samson for the FBI. The End...