Pat Oliphant for October 13, 1980
Angel Receptionist: That pest, Jerry Falwell from moral majority is on the line... Now he wants to know if you hear prayers from Jews, Muslims, unredeemed gentiles, left-handed agnostics, pantheists, vegetarians, blacks, democrats, and homosexuals! God: Oy! Tell him to stick to politics and leave the religion to me! Punk: You need an unlisted number.