Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 04, 2016
rj: I'm sending hammy into the future to fetch the next winning powerball numbers. verne: that's cheating. rj: Or... a valid allocation of resources to secure my long-term happiness. verne: by cheating. rj: you say tomato, I say pulpy blob of slime cake. red bull. verne: this is all going to end badly. zap! Rj: First thing I'm going to buy is your silence.
The box wasn’t necessary.