A ballonist got lost and dropped down to ask someone she spotted standing next to their car. He demanded $20 to tell her where she was and she reluctantly paid. “You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 10 ft off the ground, 5 ft in front of me”. She then bet him $40 that she could tell his profession and he accepted. “You’re a consultant for the federal government.”. He asked how she knew. “You provide technically correct yet useless information and expect to get paid well for it.”
A ballonist got lost and dropped down to ask someone she spotted standing next to their car. He demanded $20 to tell her where she was and she reluctantly paid. “You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 10 ft off the ground, 5 ft in front of me”. She then bet him $40 that she could tell his profession and he accepted. “You’re a consultant for the federal government.”. He asked how she knew. “You provide technically correct yet useless information and expect to get paid well for it.”