Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 25, 2012
Danae: Now I have to go back and rewrite all the stuff about me on Wikipedia. Lucy: How hard is that? It's about you. Danae: Well, yes... sort of. The data on Wikipedia wasn't about my past. It was about my future. Now I have to remember all the great things I'm gonna do and in which order to keep the history straight. Lucy: Nobel Prizes... plural? Danae: Yeah, it's a given. I'm just trying to remember if they'll come before or after my Pulitzers.