Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 16, 2007
Danae: So you really think the Harry Potter stories are real? Jeffrey: Well... yes. Think about it... if Harry Potter is just fiction, then why are churches and schools so afraid of it that they' ban the books?! Danae: 'Cuz Professor Dumbledore is gay? Jeffrey: No, I think it's just jealo... wait - what?