Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for September 04, 2016
September 03, 2016
September 05, 2016
Transcript:
Caption: nancy By Guy Gilchrist. Aunt Fritzi: NANCY! DINNER! I made pizza! It's a tofu gluten-free pizza with low-fat cheese, brussels sprouts, broccoli, and cauliflower! Nancy: THAT'S NOT A PIZZA! THAT'S A COMMUNIST PLOT!! Thanks for ruining my appetite, my summer, and my faith in America! Aunt Fritzi: You're welcome. One slice or two? The people's republic of tofu needs to know!
I doubt that little Nancy would know the words ‘communist plot’. Isn’t there some other phrase used for vegans, like ‘food fascists’, or some such?