Sluggo: I need to buy some new shoes! Mine have holes in them!
Nancy: That's the difference between boys and girls!
Sluggo: What?
Nancy: WE don't need a reason to buy new shoes!
Well, that’s true, Nancy. But in Sluggo’s case, he probably needs new shoes because it’s likely he only has one pair. And when you wear them everyday, they don’t last long anymore…
Andy Rooney once wrote that a man wears a suit until it practically is falling off of him, then goes out and buys another one exactly like it. Sluggo is the same with shoes.
Argythree over 8 years ago
Well, that’s true, Nancy. But in Sluggo’s case, he probably needs new shoes because it’s likely he only has one pair. And when you wear them everyday, they don’t last long anymore…
blunebottle over 8 years ago
The one people group that uses the vast majority of the earth’s resources……
loridobson Premium Member over 8 years ago
Such wisdom from a child. Too bad the male species can’t comprehend the concept!
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 8 years ago
Women can never have too many shoes.
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
Andy Rooney once wrote that a man wears a suit until it practically is falling off of him, then goes out and buys another one exactly like it. Sluggo is the same with shoes.
kapearlman over 8 years ago
Sluggo is the same with clothes, too.
kaffekup over 8 years ago
Jeff Foxworthy:“If a woman buys a coat, it’s a group effort with all her friends. “A man says to himself, “I’m cold.” Buys a coat. “Now I’m not cold.”
brklnbern over 8 years ago
Hey where’d my comment go? I said yesterday the P. C. police these days will be knocking on your door soon.