Monty by Jim Meddick for March 02, 2021


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    Dirty Dragon  2 months ago

    A good barber can lower those earlobes for no extra charge.

    A not-so-good barber can get them even lower…

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    Enter.Name.Here  2 months ago

    How about a personality transplant while you are at it?

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    Kroykali  2 months ago

    You can hide a nose job surgery under a mask.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 2 months ago

    The awkward silent panel♡.

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    Out of the Past  2 months ago

    “Um, y’kow” implied weight reduction

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    Indianapolis Smith  2 months ago

    “Soooo…You’ve already had it done?”

    “Not yet. Why?”

    “No reason” [crickets chirping]

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    He doesn’t need to worry yet. But when your lobes make a Ferengi jealous, then it’s time for cosmetic surgery!

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    drycurt  2 months ago

    I read that larger ear lobes are a sign of higher intelligence. So…

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    chriscc63  2 months ago

    how about those man boobs he has?

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    I’ve grown a “secret Van Dyke” behind my mask. :)

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    mrwalker008  2 months ago

    You can hide a nose under a mask.

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Moob reduction surgery! It’s the In Thing to do for guys who look like you, Monty! Nose? Meh. Lobes? Nah.

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